Sparky's Coffee Fund

A tool by and for active investors. One person's reasoning, made visible.

What this is

Sparky's Coffee Fund is a free investment-analysis dashboard. When you run the installer, it places a self-contained Google Sheet in your own Google Drive. That sheet is yours. It pulls public market data, displays AI-assisted analyses written under an analytical framework I author and maintain, and lets you suggest tickers or sectors you'd like me to look at.

There is no account and no login of its own. You use your own Google account so Drive can hold your copy of the template. The dashboard never sends me your portfolio, your watchlist, or your private notes. The only things that come back to me are the content of any suggestion you choose to submit and a record of when a published analysis is opened. The details are in the Privacy Policy.

How it works

Click Launch the installer above. You'll be asked to authorize the dashboard against your own Google account, and a copy of the template will be created in your Drive. From there you work entirely within your own spreadsheet.

When you submit a suggestion through the Actions tab, it travels to me with an anonymous, randomly-generated identifier so a resulting analysis can be marked as "suggested by you" on your dashboard. That identifier isn't connected to your name, your email, or anything else about you.

Read before you use it

Nothing this system produces is investment advice, a recommendation, or a solicitation. I am not your financial advisor, broker, or fiduciary. Every analysis is one person's point-in-time reasoning, offered to help you think for yourself. When you buy, sell, or hold, that's your call, and the outcome is yours.

The full terms, including how suggestions are handled and the disclosure on trading my own analysis, are in the documents below.